酷炫英語句子

1、背後捅咕不算本事，當面扇嘴巴子才叫能耐。

It's not a skill to poke at the back, but to slap your mouth in front of you is your ability.

2、總有一個人，一直住在心底，卻消失在生活裏。

There is always a person, has been living in the bottom of my heart, but disappeared in life.

3、在哈哈哈眼裏，所有的病起源都是因爲不吃青菜。

In my mother's eyes, all the diseases originated from not eating vegetables.

4、不好意思，俺缺點很多；看不習慣，請你滾蛋。

I'm sorry, I have many shortcomings. If I'm not used to it, please go away.

5、給我站住，不要跑路，現在這年頭連狗都靠不住。

Stop! Don't run. You can't even rely on a dog these days.

6、人無完人的意思是沒有一個人是完整的嗎？

Does no one is perfect mean that no one is complete?

7、我不傾城、不傾國。我只會傾其所有、愛我所愛。

I will not pour the city and the country. I will only give all I have and love what I love.

8、剛開始不給的是女人，後來急着要的還是女人！

At first, it was a woman who didn't give it, but later she wanted it urgently!

9、優雅是來自對生命的領悟，是人生的沉澱和積累。

Elegance comes from the understanding of life, is the precipitation and accumulation of life.

10、下輩子如果我還記得你，我死都不和你在一起。

Next life, if I still remember you, I will not die with you.

11、周公把我帶到了天堂，等他走了我又落回了地獄。

Duke Zhou took me to heaven. When he left, I fell back to hell.

12、懂我的人，不必解釋。不懂我的人，何必解釋。

People who understand me don't have to explain. People who don't understand me need to explain.

13、他黑、他醜、他窮、他矮、他屌絲，他是我兄弟。

He is black, he is ugly, he is poor, he is short, he is a loser, he is my brother.

14、心上的糾葛，解的開，是結，解不開，是劫。

The entanglement in the heart, the solution of the open, is knot, can not solve, is robbery.

15、我要有你的懷抱的形狀，我往往溶於水的線條。

I want to have the shape of your arms, I often dissolve in the lines of water.

16、女人因爲愚蠢而善良，男人因爲善良而愚蠢。

Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

17、如果你覺得我難相處，大概是因爲我討厭你吧。

If you find me difficult to get along with, it's probably because I hate you.

18、他若愛你，不必討好。他若不愛，更加不必。

If he loves you, he doesn't have to please. If he doesn't love, he doesn't have to.

19、你覺得錢帶不來快樂，那只是因爲你不夠有錢。

You don't think money can bring happiness, it's just because you don't have enough money.

20、有錢的人買蘋果四代，沒錢的人買四袋蘋果。

Rich people buy four generations of apples, and those without money buy four bags of apples.

21、年輕算什麼？誰沒年輕過？你老過嗎？真是的。

What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it.

22、腦子是個好東西，但如果你胸大，沒有也行。

A brain is a good thing, but if you have a big chest, you don't have to.

23、火可以試金，金可以試女人，女人可以試男人。

Fire can test gold, gold can test women, women can test men.

24、友情最可貴，沒有了愛情照樣可以活的瀟灑。

Friendship is the most precious, without love, you can live a natural and unrestrained life.

25、一早醒來我以爲我長大了，原來是被子蓋橫了。

When I woke up early in the morning, I thought I was growing up. It was a quilt.

26、生活本就無情，怎麼可以抱有一絲的幻想與希望。

Life is heartless, how can you have a trace of fantasy and hope.

27、人生一大悲，睡得正香呢？被一泡尿給憋醒了。

A sad life, sleep soundly? I was woken up by a bubble of urine.

28、有的路，你必須一個人走，這不是孤獨而是選擇。

Some roads, you must walk alone, this is not lonely, but choice.

29、只要你自己不彎腰，別人就休想騎到你的背上。

As long as you don't bend down, no one else will ride on your back.

30、收到了快遞不會再急着拆開，我想我學會了矜持。

Received the express will not be in a hurry to open, I think I learned to be reserved.

31、吃什麼魷魚絲、墨魚絲的，給我上點美人魚絲。

What kind of shredded squid and cuttlefish? Give me some shredded Mermaid.

32、我良心是有的，只不過一般放在保險箱裏罷了。

I have a conscience, but I usually put it in the safe.

33、生活久是像超級女聲，走到最後的都是純爺們。

Life is like a super girl for a long time, and all the men come to the end.

34、你若能對我一絲不苟，我邊會對你一絲不掛。

If you can be meticulous to me, I will be meticulous to you.

35、我勇氣有限，有些話說過了一次，很難再重複。

My courage is limited, some words have been said once, it is difficult to repeat.

36、讀萬卷書，行萬里路，掙萬貫錢，做萬人迷。

Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, earn tens of thousands of money, do million people fans.

37、尋找殘留的幸福，我的世界寫滿了對你的思戀。

Looking for residual happiness, my world is full of nostalgia for you.

38、如果你覺得你長得很美，這應該是你想多了。

If you think you are beautiful, you think too much.

39、兩顆心曾經靠的那麼近，如今卻要就這樣放棄。

The two hearts used to be so close, but now they have to give up.

40、並不是每一次的握手言和，都能夠撫平傷害。

Not every handshake and words can heal the injury.

41、兩隻公海龜打架，最狠的招術是把對方翻個身。

Two male turtles fight, the most ruthless move is to turn each other over.

42、得不到的永遠在騷動，被偏愛的總有恃無恐。

What can't be obtained is always in turmoil, and those who are preferred are always fearless.

43、假如我不放手，多年以後，你是怨我還是感動。

If I don't let go, after many years, are you complaining or moved.

44、你再好也不會十全十美，我再不好也是獨一無二。

You can't be perfect no matter how good you are. I'm unique if I'm not.

45、我們無法浪費時間，我們浪費的只是我們自己。

We can't waste time. We're wasting ourselves.

46、你長那麼一張大臉是打算遮天蔽日，還是怎麼的？

Do you want to block out the sun with such a big face, or what?

47、付出了不一定有回報，但不付出永遠沒有回報。

pay does not necessarily have a return, but do not pay will never return.

48、那個人敢說自己純淨？瞧你那眼神就透着渾濁。

Who dares to say he is pure? Look, your eyes are clouded.

49、時間總是錯落處旋轉，爲何不能再多一點點契合。

Time is always rotating at the wrong place. Why can't we fit in a little bit more.

50、我愛上了牀，可是鬧鐘吃醋，總是把我兩分開。

I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always separated me.

51、當金錢站出來說話的時候、所有的真理都沉默了。

When money comes out to speak, all truth is silent.

52、寧願有神一樣的敵人，也不願有狗一樣的朋友。

I would rather have enemies like gods than friends like dogs.

53、我的眼裏揉不得沙子，我的愛情出現不得狐狸精。

I can't rub sand in my eyes, my love can't appear fox spirit.

54、忙是爲了自己的理想，還是爲了不讓別人失望。

Busy is for their own ideal, or to not let others down.

55、我的單人房還留着雙人牀，等到你回到我的身旁。

I have a double bed in my single room until you come back to me.

56、你有什麼不開心的事？說出來讓大家開心一下。

What's the matter with you? Let's have a good time.

57、只怪我經不起你的誘惑，才這樣死皮賴臉的粘你。

Only blame me can't stand your temptation, just so shameless stick you.

58、這個靠顏值都能掙錢的世界，還有什麼不可以。

In this world where you can make money by your looks, what else can't be done.

59、我憑什麼對你濫情成災，你憑什麼讓我無辜傷心。

Why do I have a bad time with you? Why do you make me sad.

60、既然大勢已去，買不起房，那就先填飽肚子吧。

Since the trend is gone and you can't afford to buy a house, you should fill your stomach first.